Kanye Deserves Every Award Ever

And has no problem telling you so:

Now in Production: "The Passion of the Hubbard"

If you can't beat 'em, run 'em:

Film star Tom Cruise has teamed up with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Inc. to resurrect United Artists, the movie studio founded 87 years ago by screen legends Charlie Chaplin, Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks and others, MGM said on Thursday.

That sound you hear is massive amounts of grave-rolling.

Latest Kerry apology released

Recently posted to someone's MySpace page:

I do not intend, nor will I allow, those who have taken my words and twisted and distorted them beyond any comprehensible meaning to rule the day here in these days just prior to a very important, nay, momentous election. I do not apologize for my statements so much as I am deeply sorry to any soldier who was too dense to figure out the nuances of my clever quip, which I thoroughly mangled with my ill-chosen, yet nonetheless quite correct, words criticizing the leader of the troops in combat, whom I am very apologetic to, whilst at the same time, I will not back down at any point whatsoever from what I intended to say on that day...

I would copy and paste more but I started to fall asleep.