Now in Production: "The Passion of the Hubbard"

If you can't beat 'em, run 'em:

Film star Tom Cruise has teamed up with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Inc. to resurrect United Artists, the movie studio founded 87 years ago by screen legends Charlie Chaplin, Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks and others, MGM said on Thursday.

That sound you hear is massive amounts of grave-rolling.