Flame War Extra - "Fisking" Boogie

Last week he was HOH, so I can now flame in earnest:

First and foremost I have to give a major thanks to my business partner, Mr. Lonnie Moore. I didn't expect to make the show, much less make it this far. Sorry I've been gone so long and thank you for holding down the LA scene and the Atlanta build-out.

"Sorry I can't help you out with my hugely successful restaurant venture, I'm here trying to lie and scheme my way into a half million dollars. A guy's gotta eat!"

Big shouts to (all his friends and business associates at Dolce Group and his other restaurants).

Thank you, CBS, for sparing us that much.

Hope those Red Sox are holding it down while I'm locked up like Akon.

That's two "holding it downs" in three paragraphs! He can't break the "hip-hop" character in his blog, in fact its worse!

Hi to all my family: Mom, Nan, Uncle Rick, Tony, Debbie, Ed, T, Paula and all the Cheneys, Brittons and Barasso's watching from afar. I want you all to know I am having MUCH more fun this time as you can probably see on the tv screen!

Saying hi to Dick Cheney is just plain strange.

My fellow houseguests want me to pass along a few well wishes:

Will: Erin he wants to remind you we are competing on a tv show. He loves you very much and talks about you ALL the time. Things aren't always as they seem as you would know. He misses you and Scout so much!

Meanwhile, Erin has dated five other doctors in the meantime...

Erika: Happy Birthday mom and hi to my brother.
James: Sara he loves and misses you (I can't wait to meet you as well)

"Never mind how I lied to your boyfriend for $500 grand... after seeing your picture, I can't wait to meet you!"

Chicken George: Hi to his family and friends in Rockford, Illinois

Danielle: hello to all her family and friends...she misses you!

Janelle........she's been HOH so much she already said everything!

Everybody enjoy the rest of the show.....hopefully you'll be seeing a lot more of me.

What, that's it?

Peace,
Mike Boogie

Oh good he gets to annoy us once before he's done.

Paramount discovers Tom Cruise is a nut...

...Strangely, after his latest movie lays an egg at the box office...

6 months behind on this and it's still a "WTF" story

I remember DIC being a gimmicky, cheap animation studio but this is ridiculous:

Move over SpongeBob SquarePants, here comes the Oracle of Omaha.

Billionaire Warren Buffett, whose sage investments and folksy demeanor have made him a worldwide financial icon, is set to star in a DVD series as a cartoon version of himself, dispensing advice to children ages five to 12.

The series, “The Secret Millionaire’s Club,” will feature the words, voice and likeness of Buffett, who is known as the Oracle of Omaha and runs Nebraska-based investment company Berkshire Hathaway.

“We could not have asked for a more inspirational partner to create an equally inspirational and entertaining DVD series,” said Andrew Heyward, chairman and chief executive of the company producing the series, DIC Entertainment.

The 13-title series features an unscrupulous developer snapping up properties in Omaha and foreclosing on the local youth center. Four children raise money to rescue the center and turn to Buffett for weekly financial and investment advice.

Production is underway on the series and the first two titles are scheduled for release in autumn 2006.

Next thing you know Donald Trump will star in a cheesy TV show... oh, wait...

They even got to Stone, man!

Disappointment with the Alexander director over World Trade Center from conspiracy kooks:

TheResistanceManifesto.com, run by one "John Conner" (presumably self-styled after The Terminator's hero), denounces World Trade Center as "the biggest 9/11 whitewash in history." Asks Conner: "Was Stone used by the Illuminati as an unknowing pawn to whitewash the 9/11 conspiracy theories to the masses?"

Nah, not the Illuminati... T-1000!

The flame war is won

Because this is probably the most pathetic thing ever attempted for a reality show (yes, even more so than Tranji)...

You'll have to verify your age to watch though... but not on a full stomach, whatever you do...

Ah, summer TV

The only place you'll find something like "Tranji" on an actual major network...

Best "Concession Speech" Ever?

It's time for a good old-fashioned Crazy-Off... after this week's events, I had trouble deciding who gave the best "concession speech"... you decide as Howard Dean takes on Cynthia McKinney!

Nanu, nanu

Good for Robin Williams going to rehab... bad for his publicist:

"After 20 years of sobriety Robin Williams found himself drinking again[..."]

Wow, I was just minding my own business and I noticed a bottle of booze in my hands. Weird!

He did this before an available microphone to bash Mel but he got a few shots (pun intended) in earlier:

NB reports that he and host Jay Leno were discussing Limbaugh's recent run-in with customs agents over Viagra, and Williams quipped:

But he's got kind of a tradition of doing that, when he used to have his maid be the mule. [With a Hispanic accent] "Mr. Limbaugh, I come back with your medication." Where was he staying in the Caribbean, Club Medicated?

Oh, that's a good one, Father's Day!

Dear morons...

For those of you not convinced a while back and still big fans of the Sheen-ster and his theories go here and here...