25 years later...

Back when it all (sorta) meant something...

We'll be back to poking fun at celebrities soon (I hear Mel Gibson might have done something strange... not sure, it's not getting any coverage apparently.)

P.S. When will these morons boot Boogie and Will already?

Exposed!

A massive hoax has taken place in Clearwater, Florida... oh, and a "monster" in the 1940s was exposed as phony too...

Wha?

There are no words...

Flame war of the year?

Kevin Smith ups the ante (against Joel Siegel):

"Time to go!" roared Siegel to his fellow critics. "First movie I've walked out of in 30 [bleeping] years!" His tirade came 40 minutes into the long-awaited Weinstein Company sequel to Smith's 1994 cult classic [Clerks] about two foul-mouthed Long Island convenience store clerks who razz customers and goof off. [...]

An apoplectic Smith fired back on his MySpace blog: "Getting a bad review from Siegel is like a badge of honor. This is the guy who stole his mustachioed-critic shtick from Gene Shalit years ago, and still refuses to give it back. This is a guy who seemingly prides himself on his own nyuk-nyuk wordplay. For 'Pirates 2,' he made us all titter with 'Yo, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Fun' . . . He made us squeal with delight when he wrote, 'Wheelie Good Time for "Cars." ' I mean, Fozzy [bleeping] Bear laughs at this guy."

And there's more: "I don't need Joel Siegel to [bleep] my [bleep] the way he apparently [bleeps] M. Night Shyamalan's, gushing over his flick ['The Lady in the Water'] before he's even seen it, but [bleep] man, man - how about a little common [bleeping] courtesy? You never, never disrupt a movie, simply because you don't like it. Cardinal rule of moviegoing: Shut your [bleeping] mouth while the movie's playing.

"I don't come down to your job and slap the taste out of your mouth for coming up with a line like, ' "Shark Tale" Is a Halibut Good Time' - so don't [bleep] with my stuff while it's still screening . . . What are you, a 12-year-old boy cutting loose with your pals at a Friday night screening of 'Scary Movie' 4' while your parents are in a theater down the hall watching 'The Devil Wears Prada'? Leave the diva-like behavior and drama-queen antics to the movie stars, not the movie reviewer, ya' rude-ass [bleep]."

For no reason at all...

The genius of Nimoy...

He's Vince Vaughn and you're definitely not

Look kids, a fallen star:

IS former big-screen everyman Chevy Chase trying to start a feud with his modern-day counterpart, Vince Vaughn? "Recently, I saw a commercial with, is it Nicole Kidman? No, no - Jennifer What's Her Name? from 'Friends,' " Chase tells Details. "And some guy. I had never seen him. I don't know who the [bleep] he is. He looks like some refrigerator repairman." (Chase was referring to a commercial for the Jennifer Aniston/Vaughn comedy, "The Break-Up.")

It's been a long time since Caddyshack and Vacation (and yes, we're sparing you from the part where he jokes about his 17-year-old daughter being a whore)...

Chef-gate reawakened

New details...

Pee-wee & Conan

Already a contender for Greatest Moment in Television History... Too bad NBC will probably pull it off any second now...

A new David Blaine (or John Edward)?

ABC isn't going to stop with the David Blaine specials apparently, so it's time to bring out the next freak...

Let the flame war commence!

Since there are two Heads of Household this season, I can have a flame war with two people... and it's pretty obvious from the first edition of "Big Brother: All Stars" who deserves it...

These two may well be the biggest jackasses in television history... and they don't even need the $500 grand. To make matters worse, they are in their 30s and one still calls himself "Mike Boogie."

Plus even more relevant to this blog, they're pals with Kaballah nut/"Punk"er Ashton Kutcher. Definitely in need of a righteous blog flaming... now I just have to hope they get a blog...

What, no Star Jones coverage?

That is sooooo last week. No, instead I plan a pre-emptive blog war! That's right, a good old-fashioned flame war. It helps if the blogger is famous, it helps even more if they aren't currently involved in a flame-war with someone else (hence, that leaves out most bloggers). So, that leaves people who have not yet started a blog, but will soon. And so far, I have Tucker Carlson and the houseguests of Big Brother 7, who will almost certainly be given a blog when they win HOH. Better yet, their internet access is limited, so I am guaranteed to win the blog war! So take that, Mike "Boogie" and Alison! THIS MEANS WAR!!! (watch this spot)

By the way, where is Kim Jong Il's blog?

UPDATE: Found it, but he hasn't posted much lately. Damn, that wouldn't have been a flame war, it might have been an international incident! That's worth at least a few thousand hits, right?

Scientology Bites

The dynamic duo of prosteletyzing on the radio have hit the airwaves:

Why is Janeane Garofalo touting a Scientology-linked project?

The actress and talk-show host has done two segments on her Air America radio show “Majority Report,” heaping praise on the controversial New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project, a program based on the teachings of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard.

On one show, her guests included Leah Remini, star of “King of Queens” and a devout Scientologist, who sang the praises of the detox project.

UPDATE: Garofalo canned(?)...

BEST TRAILER --- EVER!!!

Okay, best trailer this week...