What, no Star Jones coverage?

That is sooooo last week. No, instead I plan a pre-emptive blog war! That's right, a good old-fashioned flame war. It helps if the blogger is famous, it helps even more if they aren't currently involved in a flame-war with someone else (hence, that leaves out most bloggers). So, that leaves people who have not yet started a blog, but will soon. And so far, I have Tucker Carlson and the houseguests of Big Brother 7, who will almost certainly be given a blog when they win HOH. Better yet, their internet access is limited, so I am guaranteed to win the blog war! So take that, Mike "Boogie" and Alison! THIS MEANS WAR!!! (watch this spot)

By the way, where is Kim Jong Il's blog?

UPDATE: Found it, but he hasn't posted much lately. Damn, that wouldn't have been a flame war, it might have been an international incident! That's worth at least a few thousand hits, right?