Flame War Extra - "Fisking" Boogie

Last week he was HOH, so I can now flame in earnest:

First and foremost I have to give a major thanks to my business partner, Mr. Lonnie Moore. I didn't expect to make the show, much less make it this far. Sorry I've been gone so long and thank you for holding down the LA scene and the Atlanta build-out.

"Sorry I can't help you out with my hugely successful restaurant venture, I'm here trying to lie and scheme my way into a half million dollars. A guy's gotta eat!"

Big shouts to (all his friends and business associates at Dolce Group and his other restaurants).

Thank you, CBS, for sparing us that much.

Hope those Red Sox are holding it down while I'm locked up like Akon.

That's two "holding it downs" in three paragraphs! He can't break the "hip-hop" character in his blog, in fact its worse!

Hi to all my family: Mom, Nan, Uncle Rick, Tony, Debbie, Ed, T, Paula and all the Cheneys, Brittons and Barasso's watching from afar. I want you all to know I am having MUCH more fun this time as you can probably see on the tv screen!

Saying hi to Dick Cheney is just plain strange.

My fellow houseguests want me to pass along a few well wishes:

Will: Erin he wants to remind you we are competing on a tv show. He loves you very much and talks about you ALL the time. Things aren't always as they seem as you would know. He misses you and Scout so much!

Meanwhile, Erin has dated five other doctors in the meantime...

Erika: Happy Birthday mom and hi to my brother.
James: Sara he loves and misses you (I can't wait to meet you as well)

"Never mind how I lied to your boyfriend for $500 grand... after seeing your picture, I can't wait to meet you!"

Chicken George: Hi to his family and friends in Rockford, Illinois

Danielle: hello to all her family and friends...she misses you!

Janelle........she's been HOH so much she already said everything!

Everybody enjoy the rest of the show.....hopefully you'll be seeing a lot more of me.

What, that's it?

Peace,
Mike Boogie

Oh good he gets to annoy us once before he's done.