Time for Timer

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Fighting the bat problem

Bam! Pow! Okay, I need to sit down

Alright, just what a town with a bat problem needs... Senior Citizen Batman!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Columnist attacks self

Attacks self in latest column

"As a conservative, I subscribe to hatred of the disabled. So it just made sense." - Charles Krauthammer

Friday, October 20, 2006

When in doubt...

Daywalkers don't pay taxes

... go to Namibia, the latest celebrity hideaway.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Billy Bush interviews Black Eyed Pea and Michael Jackson impersonator

Or maybe that's LaToya...

Open the pod bay doors, HAL

Um, wow

Thursday, October 12, 2006

I'm Alec Baldwin, dammit!

And watch my show tonight! You can just hear the words "Do you know who I am?"