Oh goody

Now that this tape is out there, we can all sleep better at night... I sure can.

$350K per episode

And how much will go towards exposing "the Truth" about 9/11 (versus, say, his usual efforts)?

Tom Cruise to appear on "Today Show" to explain Clinton record on terrorism

'Cuz he wouldn't fly off the handle quite so much.

Mullally-Ray talk show feud enters 2nd week

The latest on the war of words between Rachael Ray of "The Rachael Ray Show" and Megan Mullally "Megan Mullally Show." Mullally this week dubbed Ray the "Worst Person in the World" after Ray began an online petition to get Mullally's show canceled. On today's installments of their respective programs, Ray called Mullally a "bad American" during her preparation of a quick one-minute snack recipe. Mullally for her part went to Ground Zero while simultaneously wrapping herself in the American flag, calling for the immediate arrest of Ray for crimes against television... before breaking into a quick Broadway routine. Meanwhile, Greg Behrendt wondered aloud to himself (and the studio audience of seven) who he was and what he was doing hosting a show at all.

Not since Bowie and Crosby...

Nice movie studio you've got here... it would be a pity if anything happened to it...

Call in the goons:

According to a high-ranking media executive, Paramount Pictures honcho Grey had a highly unpleasant run-in with the Church during his tense negotiations with Cruise over Mission: Impossible 3. Grey, who had recently joined the studio, entered the talks determined to make Cruise accept a smaller share of the gross revenues than he had from the first two installments in the franchise. (For those films, the actor reportedly took home an unheard-of 30 percent of the total revenue.) Leaving the office one night, the diminutive Grey, walking to his car in the Paramount lot, suddenly found himself surrounded by more than a dozen Scientologists, who pressured him to ease up on the actor, according to the source.

Erm

Can't believe I'm saying this but GO ROSIE!

Took the words out of my mouth

Good on ya:

It's tempting to look at this final two in terms of who deserves more emphatically to be cursed with the loss, especially because it's hard to accept the idea that Mike will do this and there will be no punishment. But of course, the fact of the matter is that whether he does or doesn't win half a million dollars -- he probably will -- being himself is his punishment. The punishment for being empty is emptiness, not poverty. The punishment for inability to feel the things that normal people feel is numbness, not losing at this or any other game. The punishment for antisocial behavior is your alienation from all social structure, not the experience of shame. Enjoy that convertible, though. I'm sure it will make the harm you've knowingly done a lot easier for your mother to stomach.

Dickweed.

Vote now

Probably won't matter but vote Erika (and like most elections, it's the lesser of two evils)!

More from Penn and Teller

More from Penn & Teller on this 5th anniversary...

Tom & Katie borrow baby to take pictures

Err... I mean the baby's real!!! And it's unbelievably cute! Perhaps too cute... Anyway... yayyyy! Baby pics!

Bye-bye Willy!

I declare victory in my flame war... well, at least partial victory.