Oh the humanity

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Dharma & Crazy

From the "WTF?" Dept.:

What on earth was Jenna Elfman referring to when she asked film director John Roecker, “Have you raped a baby?” The “Keeping the Faith” star reportedly asked the question of Roecker when she saw him wearing a T-shirt mocking her religion, Scientology. “It’s one of the questions Scientologists are asked by Scientology leaders when they’ve misbehaved,” a source familiar with the religion explains.

Could we have been wrong about the reincarnation of L. Ron?

Now that the Brangelina baby has stolen the TomKat baby's thunder, even Krazy Kruise is caught up in the hype, reportedly asking Mommy Angie to join the fold of Battlefield Earth fans (an "award" is involved)... Of course this is an obvious plan to get to the Most Important Baby Born last month...

Show some respect, yo

K-Fed speaks:

Wanna-be rapper Kevin Federline has posted a homily on his official MySpace.com page: "If you all didn't use my comment section to dis each other i woulda kept them without approval ... but all that s- was stupid. I don't care if you don't like me but respect each other."

Jon Stewart at the Peabody Awards

Re: this:

The biggest cheers went to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, co-creators of Comedy Central’s “South Park.” In introducing them, Stewart said he marveled at “at their ability to keep the show fresh and hilarious” after nearly 10 years on the air. The two, though, kept their remarks brief and irreverent, with Parker throwing a swear word into a joke about their “artistic responsibility” and Stone spending his time praising fellow honorees “Battlestar Galactica.”

"South Park just mentioned Battlestar Galactica. Somewhere somebody's blog just blew up." - Stewart

BOOM!

I can finally sleep soundly again!

Spade and Heather are back together! That Locklear chick just can't resist his Dennis Finchiness!

McScientologist?

Man she's already got this Hollywood celeb thing figured out:

TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES have secretly asked AMERICAN IDOL runner-up KATHARINE McPHEE to sing at their upcoming wedding.
Actress Holmes reportedly met McPhee at Los Angeles' Church of Scientology, where the singer allegedly attended courses with her boyfriend, and
has since become a huge fan of the pretty brunette.

A "source" close to TomKat declares her a future "singing legend." Perhaps they will attend her wedding as well... once she dumps her boyfriend for the reincarnation of L. Ron, of course.

UPDATE: Nothing to see here people, keep moving with your McPheever as scheduled, as you can see here in an interview with Taylor Hick... er, Glenn Beck:

BECK: Is it true that Tom Cruise asked you to sing at his wedding?

MCPHEE: I get that question non-stop. And you know what? I have no idea where that rumor came from.

BECK: Really?

MCPHEE: And I have not gotten any confirmation from any kind of management camp, so...

BECK: Are you a Scientologist?

MCPHEE: No, I`m not a Scientologist.

BECK: Really? Both of those things are rampant on the...

MCPHEE: Both of those things are false.

BECK: Really? So you haven`t met those guys?

MCPHEE: I have not met -- no, I`ve not met Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes. I`d like to.