"Wild Thing" has a theory

The star of All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 has had a lot to say lately about the biggest terrorist attack in American history. Now far be it for Timer to question the investigative skills of the guy from Money Talks... So, who better than two Las Vegas magicians to offer the counterpoint?

Now back to your regularly scheduled program, "Two and a Half Men," already in progress!

UPDATE: So what does Hot Shot, back in the news for other reasons, have to say for himself?

I'm deeply saddened because this is clearly demonstrating a wanton and willful attempt at what I describe as a radical and transparent smear campaign and clearly a departure from sound, sane, responsible co-parenting.

He sounds one "glib" away from Cruise-land...