Regarding the allegations made against me

I would just like to say that the real issue here is the inappropriate touching of the computer monitor while reading my blog by my accusers. I will continue to speak out on the issues important to my readers.

As Mr. Timer's lawyer, I would just like to interject here. Mr. Timer is not required to go over the facts of the case, as these have been explained many times before.

As Mr. Timer's other lawyer, let me just say that we have answered that question to the best that we can under these circumstances. Again, this matter is under review right now.

As yet another member of Mr. Timer's legal team, I should say that...

I think you should accept the response that my attorney is trying to give you.

Thank you, now my client is cooperating fully in this matter, and the facts of the case, as well as my client's position on those facts, as well as anything remotely relevant to the allegations against him are not going to be addressed here today. Instead, we would like to change the subject and shift the blame over to others as much as possible. We thank you for reading this post today. No further questions.

Now that this matter is behind us, I plan to go on with the business of my readers. Thank you.