Hammerman Returns

In the annals of human history, few men are as brave as the one who walked among us so many years ago... A man who righted wrongs, fought for the oppressed and struck a blow for good in the neverending battle against evil... all while wearing parachute pants. This man was Hammerman. His secrets identity has since been revealed as that of one Hammer. That identity was kept very well hidden indeed. This man still speaks words of wisdom here today, on what is clearly the greatest blog... nay, the greatest thing ever created by mankind. Go, read, and you can thank me later. Long live Earth's mightiest hero, Hammerman.